AFN and Fox News has a way of Americans believing in stupid shit... Including the weather.

It is not 80 something fucking degrees here.

What other things have you seen, experienced or heard the Army does to make people feel secure or insecure about our defense structure?

Lying to soldiers about weather definitely does not trick your mind into.believing it is 80 something degrees here.

A lot of people have met their girlfriend or boyfriends here on xanga. I always wondered how the distance affected their relationship.

Would you travel a few hundred miles to be with a person of interest? Would you fly three thousand plus miles to spend a piece of your life to possibly get to know and befriend one of fucking funniest, realistic person you ever had a conversation with?

Or are you the local type? Not to dog on small cities, but wouldn't you want to venture out of your comfort zone to seize an opportunity of your life time?

Has distance affected your relationship for better or worse?

What the fuck is that? It's exactly what it sounds like. Getting a bj in a filthy field environment.

Ever get or given head while driving?

Now imagine that in the army, where girls and guys who are a 2 on a 10 scale in the real world become a perfect 2 out of 2 on the army scale, have raunchy sodomy in a world where showers are a luxury.

The smell of swamp ass, stank pu-do-see, sweat and grime soaked clothes and underwear, gangrene Dick come together in the heat of the moment in a highly unsanitary scene.

Nasty, disgusting, filthy, and shameful. Oh well. Glad I got some of that as a young soldier. Wouldn't know if I'd do that today.

... Yeah, I would. This post has been brought to you in part by boredom, time, and your precious tax dollars.

I quit FB. 
Deactivated it last night.
...
 

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I.. I just need one more hit. That's it. Just.. one more fix and I'll be good.

*meanwhile*

JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' FB!! I SWEAR NO ONE WILL DIE!!!!!!

... this randomness was brought to you in FULL by BOREDEOM

 

 

 

Some people find it embarrassing.  Others are proud of it.  Many make money off of it.

But are internet feelings legitimate?  
Some people have literally killed themselves without ever meeting the person in RL because they broke up... online.

I haven't dated someone on the internet... but I've made many friends THROUGH the internet and they're still great friends today.
What if you wanted to be more than a friend?  I'm new in this internet dating thing.

I suppose it'll be like that?
 

I would never hug notepad or explorer.
 
This would be very nice.

Please, share your ideas about internet dating.
Have you fallen for someone on the internet?
Has it ever worked out?
What was it like?